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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Crashing into whatever field is keeping this place alive.

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Airships surrounding the area and dark clouds pushing forward.

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The sound of crashing waves is interrupted only by the moans of zombies

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who have walked up under the waves onto the beach.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More, he, him.

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Also with me today is Amy More.

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She, her. Don't, don't worry. Don't cry about it. It's okay.

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I'm going to say for the whole thing and none of my characters are going to die.

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My many, many characters like Thea Amastasia, she, her.

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Guile Nighthunter Oglokanu, they, them.

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And Sullivan Sleight, he, him.

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And Tom Laird.

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That's me, he, him. I really enjoyed the Kathleen Turner vibe Russ had when we first

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started the episode. He's kind of lost that since, but I would love for that to come back.

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I am playing Tulgeer, who goes by he, him.

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Flint, who goes by he, him.

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And Moot, who also goes by he, him.

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And Carla Maxted.

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She, her. I will be all, all these folks. She, her.

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We've got a Yen Bull. We've got Anelia. We've got a Glim.

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And maybe someone else too.

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There was an eyebrow raise there. I thought I better vocalize that because

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this is an audio medium.

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And joining us today, we normally say from Bombarded,

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but he's pretty sure he's from Dumbgeons and Dragons now.

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It's kind of classic. It is.

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I'm thinking that's right. He, him, by the way.

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And I will be reprising my role as Vorunax.

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And I'm pretty sure I'm going to destroy the fucking world.

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Oh, excellent.

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He, him as well for Vorunax. But no, yeah, no.

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It's starting to feel like a really good place to, I mean, I brought a suitcase

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and I don't-

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Yeah, settle in.

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Just a comfy couch.

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Yeah.

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He's not packing the travel body wash. No, he brought the whole-

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The full size.

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Full size.

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My suitcase is a moving van. I forgot to let you know. I'm sorry.

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Oh, well, you have a lot of things.

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Where it feels just like home is over on Patreon.

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Patreon.com slash DumbDragonCast.

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Holy shit.

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To miss a beat.

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For husbands.

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You could be a drummer.

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A drummer with how little beats you miss.

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That's right. Yeah. It's all locked away up here.

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But when you are a-

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Oh, I was going to do it.

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What were you going to do?

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I was going to say, and when you're a patron-

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No, you were trying to beat me to the beat.

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I was.

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But you couldn't. You just can't stop, won't stop.

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I don't like to interrupt.

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All right, well, go ahead.

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And when you're a patron,

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you get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron.

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Kit LeBlanc.

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Yay.

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Oh, dang Kit.

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Thank you, Kit.

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Thank you, Kit.

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You're amazing. And you look great today.

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Absolutely. Looking good.

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And it might be the episode where the whole world ends, but that's okay.

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It's still a good one to have your name attached to.

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That's right.

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We're slated for two, but who knows?

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You're right.

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It could just be over.

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And then we will love you till the end of the world.

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This is so good.

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Join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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Where we'll love you till the end of the world.

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And then you'll help us rebuild.

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We'll make it better.

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Faster.

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Bigger. Less complicated.

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Zero time travel.

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I already have ideas for this new world, you guys.

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It does not include time travel.

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Every time I think about any future stories, I'm always like, let's time travel.

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Not less.

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Let's just go for zero.

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A fraction of the time travel.

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Fuck it.

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Let's play.

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Okay. So to catch everybody up, you were getting briefed by Bahamut.

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B man himself.

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This is everybody except Lipsynke and Vorunax.

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Getting briefed by Bahamut about where the heck you need to go.

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And more appropriately, when the heck you need to go.

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And he gave it to us in rap form.

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Did he not?

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He did.

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Yeah. Can we hear that rap again?

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Break it down for us, for us?

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We need to go back in time to save the world.

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First, you got to go to the abyss and then remind me and Celestia.

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It didn't have a lot of flow.

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It was more free form.

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Sure.

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Time signatures.

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Things are different in Celestia.

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What rap is there is different.

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It's more like our jazz.

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It's all about the notes he don't play.

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Exactly.

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Exactly.

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We got it.

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When, off in the distance, you didn't see until it was too late

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because you were all inside a tent getting briefed by Bahamut.

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But the undead army of Orcus comes knock, knock, knocking at your door.

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You see airships high in the sky.

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You see dragons flying towards and being careened off of this force field.

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Some pressing through and the flesh from their bodies being torn off.

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From the watery depths below, crawling and walking up onto the beach,

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there are zombies and skeletons.

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What do you do?

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You stand there in sheer panic and fear for your life.

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I was like running through my Rolodex of characters.

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Yes, I was like, who's going to speak?

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Who's going to react?

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Yeah, you have to give us a little reaction time.

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We all just froze.

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We got to go through the list of.

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Paralyze by choice.

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Is everybody else seeing this?

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I guess we don't really have as much time as we thought to like,

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mentally prepare and commune and maybe just like kick it with Bahamut

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before we had to go on our missions because.

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This is so confusing.

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Time travel exists.

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Don't we have all the time in the world?

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No, we have no time.

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We're out of time.

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We're Sans time.

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High above in one of the airships, the largest of the airships,

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we see Vorunax and Lipsynche in like a command center of sorts,

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with like this panoramic view of the scene below.

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The two of you have followed these refugees.

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You found their underground sewer hideout below Castle Orcus,

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formerly Waterdeep for those playing the home game.

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Destroyed, sent an undead Kuth,

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a green large formerly green dragon to wreck shit before you got there.

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They decapitated that dragon.

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Sad face.

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You followed in behind and followed from a distance

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to where you have found them at this lush green island of Mastika

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that's seemingly untouched until now by anything that Orcus

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or you have been dealing out across the world.

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Could we get a cut scene where Vorunax is like weeping over the dead Kuth

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and it's like Clarence like or you know something whatever its name is.

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Oh Clarence, you are too young but it's okay.

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The power of Orcus will see you rise yet again.

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We shall see it come forth.

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Your body once more animate with the ability of the undead

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unless you were already undead and Orcus didn't fill me in on this

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and that sucks if that's the case and I'm gonna have to learn.

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Now more tears, more tears.

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And if that's the case that really makes me sad.

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Oh lip-synchy, console me.

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Well the thing is his head got chopped right off so

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I mean undead or dead I think Clarence is gone is what I'm saying whether he was

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and I'm so sorry for your loss.

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I saw a lot of myself in Clarence, the greenness part but

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he shall be missed but we have things to get to.

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No more time for mourning for it is the mourning of the end of the world.

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Damn have you been have you been practicing that?

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That was so good I'm so inspired let's go get them.

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Thanks lip-synchy it kind of just came off of the tongue so.

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Oh wow.

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Mr. Paranox, Ms. Lip-synchy we found them they went down into the further into the

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sewers and found some vessel I think we think we can release the Kraken on them.

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Yes, lip-synchy please by all means give the command.

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No I think it's your turn I don't want to be selfish plus

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you're grieving Clarence so you know you should you go ahead.

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I am grieving Clarence and they shall pay at the tentacles of the Kraken

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or all the appendages of the Kraken that will slay them and then we'll

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raise their bodies up and slay them again for their transgression against Clarence.

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We cut back to the airship before you you see yes this lush green island it there is a

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fount of of power coming from two locations one from the beach and one from high in one of

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the largest mountains in this range that lie before you that appears to be powering

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whatever is holding back your main forces from the air.

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Well they've really upgraded haven't they?

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It seems so.

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From sewer to this sort of tropical paradise so

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good for them it's gonna be even more satisfying.

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I mean vein attempts at surviving really.

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Well it'll just be a sewer when we're done so

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I hope they just enjoy it for those last couple minutes.

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It's true well with the arcane knowledge that Orcus has granted you

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where do you think we should best lead our attack?

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Well there's two sources of power so are you feeling more beachy

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or more like a hiking kind of kind of mountain vibe?

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I'm curious if one may weaken the other and if we take care of the one that's further out

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our forces on land may be able to progress further into the jungle.

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I like the way you think I feel like everybody's getting real close to the beach anyway

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you know all those underwater and so maybe we should head mountain?

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Yes I think we could survey from above since we have these dope ass airships.

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We are in this awesome airship with this sweet console and the great view and the

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binoculars and all that.

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Yes we should go ahead and move forward take towards the mountain

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mountain font and let the ground forces take care of that.

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If there's anything that we see that's opportune along the way

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we should strike and take advantage.

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I love the way you think.

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Thank you lip syncing.

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Houndsman onward.

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The orders called and the lead airship seen from the ground veers from its course

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towards the beach and begins moving towards the mountain range.

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Everybody below you see this and the four other airships follow in behind it

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and the dragons continue their assault on this field that is protecting you at this present moment.

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Down on the beach Bahamut puts his hand on your shoulder Thea and says

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Vorunax is aboard.

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Lipsinki is aboard.

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Now is your time to strike.

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Vorunax has had his memories altered.

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What do you mean?

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He has been started on this path because of Orcus

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but he believes that the gods are the ones to have decimated his family.

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But that's not the case?

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No.

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The town of Blackpool was once home to Vorunax and while away the town was ravaged

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and attacked.

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Everyone killed.

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Vorunax returned and pled to the gods to bring everyone back.

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That's not something that we do but his calls were answered by Orcus.

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And he came to Vorunax with a vision of Pelor

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and told him that he could bring them back as Pelor.

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Orcus brought them back as the undead

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which sent Vorunax into this spiral of rage and fury against Pelor and against any other god

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who would associate himself with that.

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Now I don't know if we can change that.

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I don't know if we can change what has happened to him

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but what can change is the course of Vorunax in his entire life

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from when we send you back.

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None of this world destruction could happen.

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Vorunax could be redeemed.

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Does that make sense?

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Yes.

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How do I get up that mountain?

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00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,040
Uh, you can follow me.

253
00:15:28,399 --> 00:15:30,000
Alien 900, wait, I think we gotta lead them up the mountain.

254
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:35,120
Looks like they're going towards the, towards the, towards the, um, cat god.

255
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,360
Cat lord, he's up there.

256
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,120
The cat lord is up there?

257
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,840
Yep, that's, that's why it's so green here.

258
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:47,360
Cat lord hid in the mountains and has just been fond of knowledge, cats hide really well.

259
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:50,000
And yet you always seem to be around.

260
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,120
Yeah, uh, yeah, but you didn't notice me until that point.

261
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,000
Well, I mean, if we gotta go up, we better get going.

262
00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:03,280
Yes, we'll, we'll take you, it's, we'll take you, there's some sort of shortcuts that we know.

263
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,160
All right, who's going up the mountain, who's staying on the beach?

264
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,759
Uh, Tullgear's going up the mountain.

265
00:16:08,319 --> 00:16:09,519
Uh, Tullgear's going up the mountain.

266
00:16:09,519 --> 00:16:10,799
Fia, obviously.

267
00:16:10,799 --> 00:16:15,120
Did you just, Elia, tell that we're gonna lead them up the mountain?

268
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:15,919
Elia, 900.

269
00:16:15,919 --> 00:16:18,080
Cause Opal already said that, said that.

270
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:19,360
Right.

271
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,960
Opal Russ already said that.

272
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:21,600
I did.

273
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,039
Uh, I mean, they do know the way.

274
00:16:23,039 --> 00:16:24,159
It just makes sense.

275
00:16:24,159 --> 00:16:25,919
I like how we're refusing to split up.

276
00:16:25,919 --> 00:16:28,480
Like, Nighthunter should probably stay on the beach and like, fight, fight.

277
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:29,600
You've got three individual parties.

278
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,679
You're not splitting a singular party.

279
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:33,039
Right?

280
00:16:33,039 --> 00:16:34,799
Okay, Nighthunter's gonna stay on the beach.

281
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:38,480
She's gonna chill on the beach.

282
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,280
They need to work on their town.

283
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,320
They make a lot of time.

284
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:47,200
Opal tears off into the forest, followed by Nighthunter, Elia.

285
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:51,840
I mean, he probably tears off, but then Elia quickly passes him, is more like what happens.

286
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:52,400
Yes.

287
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,520
She's so fast.

288
00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,440
Followed by Tullgear and Fia.

289
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,880
We see them kind of pan up, running through this path,

290
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,880
making their way to the peak of this mountain.

291
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,520
Down on the beach, everybody left down there,

292
00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:05,440
just jump in as a character who's down there.

293
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:14,000
What are you doing to set up reinforcements or calls to the Tabaxi Townspeople?

294
00:17:14,559 --> 00:17:22,400
I think that Sullivan Slyte is likely going around and telling people to

295
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:23,920
get out of here, you guys.

296
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,759
Come on, come on, move it, move it.

297
00:17:25,759 --> 00:17:28,639
Yeah, yeah, I know your hut's here, but look at, yeah, look at them.

298
00:17:29,519 --> 00:17:30,400
Look at them.

299
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,119
Now look at you.

300
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:32,400
Look at them.

301
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,759
Now look back at me.

302
00:17:33,759 --> 00:17:34,720
Now look at them.

303
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,519
Look back at me, and you should probably go, otherwise you're going to be undead.

304
00:17:37,519 --> 00:17:39,600
Why did I get this sword if I should leave?

305
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,600
Well, you're going to be like the last line in defense.

306
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,040
If they get to you, it's too late.

307
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,240
Go, go.

308
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:44,960
Okay.

309
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,800
Sully's not sure what he's doing.

310
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,800
He's just getting everyone.

311
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:49,680
He's doing something.

312
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:50,320
He's doing something.

313
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,600
He feels very useful.

314
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,920
Everybody looks towards Sully and sees all the Tabaxi run

315
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,480
into the forest away from the battle.

316
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:00,640
As if they wouldn't have done that anyway.

317
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,480
Agoth was training them to be fighters.

318
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,480
Oh, whoops.

319
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,120
They left.

320
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:07,360
Okay.

321
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:11,519
So I thought that Agoth was like, I thought they were going to maybe help.

322
00:18:11,519 --> 00:18:12,720
I mean, I totally, it's fine.

323
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:13,440
I know that it's like.

324
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,400
Well, I thought they would just like.

325
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,759
Or whatever, but they can still fight.

326
00:18:17,759 --> 00:18:18,160
You know what?

327
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,000
It's their natural habitat.

328
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:20,880
I wasn't clear.

329
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,120
I'm just going to go back in there and just let them know.

330
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,960
Like, to be ready.

331
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:28,800
Yeah, to just be hidden.

332
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:29,680
Okay.

333
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,519
I'll be right, I'll be right back.

334
00:18:31,519 --> 00:18:31,759
Okay.

335
00:18:31,759 --> 00:18:33,440
So everybody else, I think.

336
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:38,879
I mean, I look at, you know, my friends like we know what to do

337
00:18:38,879 --> 00:18:42,960
and it's going to be, I think, a pretty righteous battle.

338
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,359
I'm going to pull out my holy symbol and just like

339
00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:48,559
do some extra communing with Bahamut.

340
00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:50,559
Just to psych myself up.

341
00:18:50,559 --> 00:18:52,559
He's right there.

342
00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:54,240
Yeah, I guess I can.

343
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,559
Can I just like hold your hand for a second or something?

344
00:18:56,559 --> 00:18:59,920
I'm used to just sort of like focusing it all on this little piece of leather,

345
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,680
but like, there you are.

346
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:02,560
No, no, straight from the source, yeah.

347
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,920
Okay, okay.

348
00:19:07,519 --> 00:19:08,560
Okay, and I take.

349
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:09,120
Dear Bahamut.

350
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,759
I mean, I don't usually, do you want it out loud?

351
00:19:13,759 --> 00:19:18,800
Okay, okay, so I take his hand, his hand in between my hands.

352
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:26,160
Dear Bahamut, thank you for coming back and being such an awesome guy.

353
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:26,240
No problem.

354
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:29,759
And for the amazing, oh, you're responding.

355
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,200
Right in it, okay.

356
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,320
I'm not used to this.

357
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:33,600
Thank you.

358
00:19:35,039 --> 00:19:42,080
Just bless us, protect us, and I guess pick up a sword

359
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,080
and we'll see on the other side of this.

360
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:46,080
Oh, I'm not going to pick up a sword.

361
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:50,080
Okay, well, just like put a lot of power through me and I'll do it.

362
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,640
I mean, yeah, do you have like a sword made of light

363
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:56,400
or something cool like that maybe so you don't actually have to pick up a sword?

364
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,519
You can just make your own.

365
00:19:57,519 --> 00:19:58,880
Are you, I don't want to be rude.

366
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,560
This is probably an inappropriate question, but are you, is,

367
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,280
how are you feeling?

368
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,200
Like, could you change form or anything?

369
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,320
Mu, Glim, and Sully, I think you're, you're closest around, like.

370
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:08,960
I've come back.

371
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:09,760
Yeah.

372
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:11,840
What did I miss?

373
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:17,200
You feel this font of energy wash through you

374
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:22,240
as it's passed from Bahamut to Glim and Mu and Sully

375
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,240
and you gain this radiant energy about you

376
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:33,359
and you're going to get a game mechanic wise plus five to your attacks.

377
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:35,839
Dank.

378
00:20:35,839 --> 00:20:36,720
Roll or damage?

379
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:37,359
Five radiant.

380
00:20:38,079 --> 00:20:38,880
Fuck it.

381
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,000
Roll and damage.

382
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:40,400
Fuck it.

383
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:46,400
Ooh, Russ is feeling like generous tonight.

384
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,680
Roll and damage.

385
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:55,920
As you begin to like glow with this radiant energy, Bahamut gives you a wink.

386
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:56,320
Glim.

387
00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:07,680
And before you, you see this platinum dragon form as if out of the ground

388
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:12,480
and shoot up into the sky going towards the undead dragons

389
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:17,279
pounding against the force field, protecting the island.

390
00:21:17,279 --> 00:21:17,600
Okay.

391
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,120
I know Glim had like talked him up for years and years and years, but like.

392
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:22,480
Holy shit.

393
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,440
That was pretty fucking cool.

394
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,080
Right?

395
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:24,800
So sick.

396
00:21:24,799 --> 00:21:26,240
It's absolutely awesome.

397
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:27,279
Whoa.

398
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:28,559
Okay.

399
00:21:28,559 --> 00:21:29,759
I'm a trauma believer.

400
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:31,599
Not that I wasn't before.

401
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:39,119
We cut scene as the zombies and skeletons are right behind you

402
00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:42,639
and you turn with your weapons and crash into them.

403
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:46,960
Guts and bone flying everywhere around the three of you.

404
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:53,519
Back up in the airship, you hear this roar through the air.

405
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:58,960
You turn and you look through the glass in your airship

406
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:04,720
and see this platinum dragon rising up from the beach

407
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:07,039
toward the dragon swarming in the sky.

408
00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:09,440
That's.

409
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:09,839
Huh.

410
00:22:09,839 --> 00:22:10,960
That's not one of ours.

411
00:22:12,559 --> 00:22:13,200
Holy shit.

412
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,160
Is that Bahamut?

413
00:22:16,319 --> 00:22:18,400
Well, that's not fair.

414
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:19,680
He's supposed to be.

415
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:21,279
No, I thought.

416
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:23,599
I thought we'd already dealt with him.

417
00:22:23,599 --> 00:22:24,799
I thought so too.

418
00:22:25,599 --> 00:22:29,039
Okay, that kind of changes some things.

419
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:37,680
I mean, I guess just prepare yourself perhaps for more loss of dragons.

420
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,839
I know you took Clarence's death real hard.

421
00:22:39,839 --> 00:22:44,480
So just maybe, you know, we weren't planning on a platinum dragon being here and.

422
00:22:45,839 --> 00:22:47,440
No, no, we will not.

423
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,720
It's a bit of a change.

424
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:49,440
We will not falter.

425
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:53,920
We will hold faith in Orcus, his abilities and the plan.

426
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:54,720
Stay the course.

427
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,759
You're reaching the top of this mountain and it's like there's this pool,

428
00:22:59,759 --> 00:23:03,360
this well of energy coming up and out of it

429
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:07,120
and almost like this funnel going back down to the peak of this mountain.

430
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,160
And we cut down to the peak of the mountain where

431
00:23:11,039 --> 00:23:15,839
Telgir Thea and the God's Chosen Three have arrived

432
00:23:16,559 --> 00:23:21,599
and there's this opening, this cave opening just before you get to the peak.

433
00:23:23,439 --> 00:23:26,959
Nopal turns to you all and says, well, if you're.

434
00:23:28,079 --> 00:23:30,319
I'm pretty sure they're going to be be here pretty quick.

435
00:23:31,519 --> 00:23:32,959
Elia, Nighthunter, we should probably go.

436
00:23:33,519 --> 00:23:36,159
If anybody comes in and tries to get the Cat Lord,

437
00:23:36,159 --> 00:23:39,359
we should probably just like hold them, hold them off here.

438
00:23:40,399 --> 00:23:44,559
So we don't lose everything here.

439
00:23:44,559 --> 00:23:46,799
Yes, we will be first line of defense.

440
00:23:46,799 --> 00:23:50,559
We will protect the Cat Lord and the power that it provides.

441
00:23:51,599 --> 00:23:52,159
OK, I know.

442
00:23:52,159 --> 00:23:52,960
With your life.

443
00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:56,399
Wait, with my life?

444
00:23:56,399 --> 00:23:57,039
Our lives.

445
00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:00,399
With all of our lives, should that be necessary?

446
00:24:00,399 --> 00:24:00,879
OK.

447
00:24:00,879 --> 00:24:03,200
Yes, that is what I said first time.

448
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:07,440
A formerly ancient red dragon presses through

449
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:16,480
the force field and the flesh is torn off and is falling off as it as it flies down

450
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:23,200
and screams this roar that isn't a roar anymore because it's like vocal chords

451
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,640
have been all like decimated.

452
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:28,000
So it's like this high pitched shrill gargle

453
00:24:29,039 --> 00:24:33,440
as you see its breath weapon unleash towards you.

454
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,320
Roll dexterity saving throw, please.

455
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,000
Oh, fuck me.

456
00:24:39,599 --> 00:24:40,000
Oh, no.

457
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:44,720
Well, is there something magical that I can?

458
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:45,200
I don't know.

459
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,039
You made your character.

460
00:24:47,039 --> 00:24:49,200
I've got nothing where I can reroll a one.

461
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:50,639
Oh, no.

462
00:24:50,639 --> 00:24:52,319
Should have saved that role for suddenly.

463
00:24:52,319 --> 00:24:53,759
I don't want to die for a thing.

464
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:55,439
Nighthunter, no.

465
00:24:55,439 --> 00:24:57,119
Nobody said you would die.

466
00:24:58,159 --> 00:24:58,639
I did.

467
00:24:59,919 --> 00:25:02,319
Yeah, I mean, Kyle did.

468
00:25:02,319 --> 00:25:03,759
I appreciate your honesty, Kyle.

469
00:25:03,759 --> 00:25:04,960
OK, sorry you got.

470
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,279
See, you got an 11, 12, 13, 14.

471
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:08,640
14, OK.

472
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:10,720
And a one for Nighthunter.

473
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,000
17 for Tullgear.

474
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:12,480
18.

475
00:25:13,759 --> 00:25:16,640
OK, Opal got a 26.

476
00:25:17,279 --> 00:25:20,240
I have a plus nine for Dex and that was such a bad roll.

477
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:26,400
So everybody except Opal are going to take 26 D6 necrotic damage.

478
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,360
Well, I'm resistant to necrotic damage.

479
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:29,920
Here you go.

480
00:25:30,799 --> 00:25:31,200
You know what?

481
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,079
I just want to roll 26 D6 and let's do it.

482
00:25:34,559 --> 00:25:38,079
OK, 26 D6 because you don't get to do that very often.

483
00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:39,119
No, you do not.

484
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,199
Oh, I apologize, Russ.

485
00:25:41,199 --> 00:25:46,000
I need to up my roll by two because I was looking at the wrong character.

486
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,519
Did you beat a 24?

487
00:25:47,519 --> 00:25:48,319
No, I did not.

488
00:25:48,319 --> 00:25:49,359
Well, then it does not matter.

489
00:25:51,279 --> 00:25:53,199
But thanks for the update, Tom.

490
00:25:53,199 --> 00:25:55,599
So you're all going to take, except for Opal,

491
00:25:55,599 --> 00:25:59,119
who's going to take half, 91 necrotic damage.

492
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:00,879
But I'm also going to take half, right?

493
00:26:00,879 --> 00:26:03,199
You will take half because you're resistant.

494
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,120
What's half of 9146?

495
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:11,519
As a reaction, I'm going to reduce this damage dealt to me by one D12 plus seven.

496
00:26:11,519 --> 00:26:12,319
Sure. Why not?

497
00:26:12,319 --> 00:26:15,279
Because I mean, like, I mean, this was like 100 damage.

498
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:20,400
So I'm just going to minus one D12 plus seven because that'll be better than nothing.

499
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,600
Yeah, that's pretty good.

500
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,640
OK, 14.

501
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,160
I'm going to take 14 back.

502
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,279
Take 14 back.

503
00:26:25,279 --> 00:26:27,600
Amana, I don't need your permission.

504
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,640
Opal dives into the cave.

505
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:35,440
Everybody else tries to shield themselves unsuccessfully.

506
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:41,040
Above you, you see the lead airship above this font.

507
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,440
How would Vorunax proceed from here?

508
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,520
Vorunax and Lipsinki, we can cut back up there.

509
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:50,320
You're right above where this wellspring is seemingly emitting from.

510
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,000
It looks like there's a path down.

511
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,280
What do you want to do?

512
00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:03,119
Would our airships have a way of just dumping undead on a certain point, kind of like airdrop?

513
00:27:04,559 --> 00:27:07,119
I thought the exact same thing when you said we were in an airship.

514
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,440
Like these are this is fodder, right?

515
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:14,879
Like these are living, undead weapons that we can just like launch at people.

516
00:27:15,519 --> 00:27:16,160
Play it out.

517
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:16,480
All right.

518
00:27:17,519 --> 00:27:20,799
Center up on this point once we've arrived.

519
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,319
Well, you all know what to do.

520
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:26,240
Now, how many?

521
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,679
We're just going to go for it?

522
00:27:27,679 --> 00:27:29,279
Kind of unload the whole?

523
00:27:29,279 --> 00:27:30,159
I mean, why not?

524
00:27:30,159 --> 00:27:34,319
The rest of them have their payloads still ready to go and, you know.

525
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:36,559
And we're clearly here.

526
00:27:36,559 --> 00:27:43,039
I mean, look at all the power coming out of this place and let's just dump a lot of them.

527
00:27:43,039 --> 00:27:48,000
Even if it gives us a soft landing space, it was all for the glory of Orcus.

528
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,439
It's all for Orcus, is what I always say.

529
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:52,639
Amen.

530
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:59,440
Above you, down on the mountain, you see a mass of undead.

531
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:05,440
First, you hear it as like these doors open, this groaning cry,

532
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:10,880
as the doors open and undead rain from the sky down on you.

533
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:14,080
You all have made it into like this cave opening

534
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:18,560
as they hit the mountain and roll off and some of them land

535
00:28:18,559 --> 00:28:23,279
and they all begin climbing back up towards where you are.

536
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,240
So you want to get up there?

537
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,359
Yeah, we have to get up there.

538
00:28:29,919 --> 00:28:35,679
Okay, I haven't done it in a while, but I could teleport you up there.

539
00:28:35,679 --> 00:28:36,639
What do you mean you haven't done?

540
00:28:36,639 --> 00:28:37,119
You know what?

541
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:37,759
I don't care.

542
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:38,079
Do it.

543
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:44,559
I'm just going to do Radiant Soul and just get some wings and just get up there.

544
00:28:46,079 --> 00:28:47,119
You're going to go up there too?

545
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:51,520
Okay, am I teleporting two of you or are you flying one of them up?

546
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:55,120
Elia, why do not we stay here and fight the horde

547
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,840
so they do not get to the cat god?

548
00:28:58,640 --> 00:28:59,520
Lord, cat lord.

549
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,480
Cat lord, sorry.

550
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,840
Of course, you're right.

551
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,320
I know you want to be in the thick of it.

552
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,680
We are needed here.

553
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,320
You're right.

554
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,160
But take out your wings, my love.

555
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:10,320
Okay.

556
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,600
We're married, by the way, Kyle.

557
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,560
Oh no, good to know.

558
00:29:14,639 --> 00:29:15,839
Now I know who to use against too.

559
00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:17,759
Kids got together, that's right.

560
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,079
Whatever, player knowledge, character knowledge, Kyle.

561
00:29:22,079 --> 00:29:23,119
Get your shit together.

562
00:29:26,159 --> 00:29:27,919
Okay, ready?

563
00:29:27,919 --> 00:29:29,599
What were the magic words again, Elia?

564
00:29:29,599 --> 00:29:30,480
Do you remember what they were?

565
00:29:32,319 --> 00:29:35,119
You put the right one in, put the right one out,

566
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,639
right one in, and shake it all about.

567
00:29:38,639 --> 00:29:39,359
Shake it all.

568
00:29:39,359 --> 00:29:40,319
Okay, ready, everybody?

569
00:29:40,319 --> 00:29:44,079
Put the right one in, you put the right one out, put the right one in.

570
00:29:44,079 --> 00:29:46,079
I mean, I don't love the sound of this.

571
00:29:46,079 --> 00:29:46,399
Snap!

572
00:29:47,839 --> 00:29:51,439
You find yourselves up on the deck of the airship, Tallgear and Thea.

573
00:30:02,399 --> 00:30:03,519
I panicked, it's the middle.

574
00:30:04,399 --> 00:30:05,759
Oh wow, okay.

575
00:30:05,759 --> 00:30:06,079
Wow.

576
00:30:07,199 --> 00:30:10,879
I had open a Spotify playlist that said

577
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:17,280
22 songs for your classroom school in January 2021, and I did not recognize a single song.

578
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,360
That is a problem.

579
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:26,080
Yep, I feel removed from pop culture, I think is what I'm getting at,

580
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:32,160
and the general radio rotation playlist of this time last year.

581
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,040
Yeah, that's what we're getting at.

582
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:36,960
Okay.

583
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:41,759
So, to help us get better with it, you can join us over on Patreon.

584
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,960
That's a lie, we won't get better with music.

585
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:49,840
We won't get better with, we all left radio for a reason, and we're all happy with that,

586
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:55,840
and part of the reason we're happy with that is that we're doing this, this fun thing,

587
00:30:55,840 --> 00:31:01,600
and patrons help us do this fun thing that we love, and hopefully you kind of like a little bit too.

588
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,279
Patreon is one of the many ways that we are transitioning,

589
00:31:05,599 --> 00:31:10,720
transitioning, or trying our darndest to transition into doing podcasts full time.

590
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,240
Could you even believe it?

591
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,079
I couldn't imagine, but wouldn't it be great?

592
00:31:14,079 --> 00:31:14,960
It would be a dream.

593
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,799
But the more patrons we get, the closer we get to do that, the more content we get to create,

594
00:31:19,599 --> 00:31:22,240
and every step along the way helps us with that.

595
00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:26,399
We've been able to get equipment, we've been able to go on trips.

596
00:31:26,399 --> 00:31:28,879
We're planning, Amy just stumbled into the room.

597
00:31:28,879 --> 00:31:32,639
Amy might need to go to the hospital, so we won't use the money for that, but.

598
00:31:32,639 --> 00:31:33,599
No, we live in Canada.

599
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,200
She's fine.

600
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:42,400
But we're planning a getaway for the group here, which patrons,

601
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:46,320
the money you give us is going to help that, and you know we're going to record some sweet

602
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:50,000
content while we're down there and post on the socials, which we're not very good at,

603
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,280
but maybe we'll be good at when we're in somewhere hot.

604
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,600
We won't have anything else to worry about.

605
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,120
No, that would be good.

606
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:02,160
All of that to say, your support means the world to us, because it says that what

607
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:10,080
you are listening to, you are choosing to donate some money to us because you appreciate the

608
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,759
stories that we're putting out there, be it Dumbgeons and Dragons or Facing Fate,

609
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,440
or DM to GM if you're one of the 12 people who listen.

610
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:19,759
Thank you.

611
00:32:19,759 --> 00:32:20,640
Thank you.

612
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:21,360
You know who you are.

613
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:22,240
You know who you are.

614
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,279
There's more than 12.

615
00:32:23,279 --> 00:32:29,519
So if you can, if you want to, because that's the other big thing too,

616
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:34,000
if you want to, visit us at Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast.

617
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,559
We have a whole bunch of different tiers up there with rewards and

618
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:42,720
depending on what you're coming there for, we've got something up there for you.

619
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:47,920
If it's just support for the show, you don't want to see our dumb faces all the time,

620
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:48,960
you can do that.

621
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,319
If you want to see our dumb faces all the time, you can do that too,

622
00:32:53,359 --> 00:32:54,879
and no pressure either way.

623
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,359
Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast.

624
00:32:57,359 --> 00:32:58,559
We hope to see you over there.

625
00:32:58,559 --> 00:32:59,919
Thank you so much for being here,

626
00:33:00,639 --> 00:33:04,000
and we will continue to make all the amazing things for you.

627
00:33:04,799 --> 00:33:05,200
Okay, bye.

628
00:33:12,639 --> 00:33:13,679
Oh my God, it worked.

629
00:33:13,679 --> 00:33:16,240
I thought, I swear to God, I thought we were just going to drop like,

630
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:17,679
I mean, yeah, I didn't know what was going to happen.

631
00:33:17,679 --> 00:33:18,000
200 feet.

632
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,399
I mean, fairly good aim.

633
00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:25,440
I'm going to use my lay on hands pool and heal both of us 45 hit points.

634
00:33:26,319 --> 00:33:26,799
Thank you.

635
00:33:26,799 --> 00:33:27,919
Cool beans.

636
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:33,519
Inside the airship, Vorunax, Lipsinki, you can change it if you want,

637
00:33:33,519 --> 00:33:35,920
but I presume like you're like kids at the aquarium,

638
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:40,240
like press your face watching all of these undead falling towards the earth.

639
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,560
It's wondrous, isn't it?

640
00:33:43,519 --> 00:33:46,560
Quite a sight to see bodies rain from the sky.

641
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,600
You know, you'd think you'd get bored of it, but you just don't.

642
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,200
I mean, look at that one just bounced.

643
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,519
Did you see how it went so high?

644
00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:56,079
See that auger just rolling down the hill?

645
00:33:56,079 --> 00:33:59,759
That's like a variable boulder.

646
00:33:59,759 --> 00:34:00,960
Oh, I know.

647
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,519
I wish he was in the fight, but he'll just pick himself up

648
00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:05,119
and get in the fight down at the beach.

649
00:34:05,119 --> 00:34:05,519
It's fun.

650
00:34:05,519 --> 00:34:07,039
It's going to be hilarious.

651
00:34:07,039 --> 00:34:07,920
Nobody's going to see it.

652
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:12,400
And then out of nowhere, you hear a thud up on the deck.

653
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:13,039
What the?

654
00:34:13,039 --> 00:34:14,480
Well, that's.

655
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,079
That's not the way they're supposed to be coming from.

656
00:34:17,039 --> 00:34:19,360
That's unusual.

657
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:24,240
Some soft footsteps, just not walking in any direction.

658
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:26,800
Just kind of it sounds like they're just pacing on the spot.

659
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,519
Well, maybe we've got some company.

660
00:34:31,519 --> 00:34:34,000
Definitely doesn't sound like undead footsteps.

661
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,760
I think we know both know what that sounds like.

662
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:37,360
Indeed.

663
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,640
It's been a long time since we had company.

664
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,200
Well, let's go greet them would be uncivil.

665
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:47,360
Let's give them a very warm orcas welcome.

666
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,840
Back down in the mountain.

667
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,800
Opal, Elia, Night Hunter.

668
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,079
Opal looks to the two of you.

669
00:34:54,079 --> 00:34:55,440
It's I think it worked.

670
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,360
Yes, I think you did it.

671
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,559
It seems like they made it there.

672
00:35:00,559 --> 00:35:00,880
OK.

673
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,039
Good job, Sun Kitty.

674
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:05,599
What?

675
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:06,720
Thank you.

676
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,280
No, I don't pass out.

677
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,120
I know it's been lightheaded.

678
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,200
You know, it's OK.

679
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:15,840
It's OK.

680
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:16,240
It's OK.

681
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,200
Get it together.

682
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,040
This is why I don't compliment him.

683
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,120
No, you don't compliment me.

684
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:21,600
It's OK.

685
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,040
There's some coming up over there.

686
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,520
Prepare yourself, Sun Kitty.

687
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,040
I was going to say, where's the best hold point?

688
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,320
Like here or further in?

689
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:32,880
Like where are we?

690
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:33,840
It's a choke point.

691
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,880
Is that what they say?

692
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,360
I mean, Night Hunter stops listening and charges

693
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:41,440
and makes the oncoming onslaught of undead.

694
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,840
OK, choke them, choke them.

695
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:46,160
Cut that back down to the beach.

696
00:35:50,079 --> 00:35:52,000
I'm just on the floor like, why won't you die?

697
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,840
Back down on the beach.

698
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:59,519
Let's just do a quick round Robin of what everybody's doing.

699
00:35:59,519 --> 00:36:00,000
Moot.

700
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:05,360
Moot has actually set up a wall of light on the beach

701
00:36:06,559 --> 00:36:08,880
where all of these like undead zombies

702
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,320
were coming out of the water.

703
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:10,820
Yeah.

704
00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:16,820
So as they like appear, they take a bunch of radiant damage

705
00:36:16,820 --> 00:36:19,220
and this wall of light actually like also shoots

706
00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:23,460
beams of radiant light into targets as well

707
00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:26,019
as they are showing up if they're maybe outside

708
00:36:26,019 --> 00:36:27,940
of the jurisdiction of the wall itself.

709
00:36:27,940 --> 00:36:28,420
Love it.

710
00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:31,140
So yeah, this light is emanating out

711
00:36:31,140 --> 00:36:35,460
and getting this massive wave pushing them,

712
00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:40,900
incinerating them back into the water from whence they came.

713
00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:45,460
Glim up in the air and flying down towards you,

714
00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:49,539
there's this flock of probably murder

715
00:36:49,539 --> 00:36:51,860
is probably a better bird term for these.

716
00:36:51,860 --> 00:36:56,579
Murder of rocks screaming down towards you.

717
00:36:56,579 --> 00:36:57,059
I don't know.

718
00:36:57,059 --> 00:37:01,780
Flock of rock is pretty good.

719
00:37:01,860 --> 00:37:05,860
Glim is just has the Vorpal Longsword

720
00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:11,860
and just is taking them as they approach

721
00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:14,340
to try to be beheading them.

722
00:37:16,180 --> 00:37:16,680
Love it.

723
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:17,940
Because that's a good way.

724
00:37:17,940 --> 00:37:19,700
It's just your signature go-to move.

725
00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:24,260
It's a good way to get rid of a lot of rocks,

726
00:37:24,820 --> 00:37:26,660
a lot of flock of rocks.

727
00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:27,160
That's right.

728
00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:33,239
We see Glim almost jumping up on top of them

729
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,639
and beheading them as they're falling.

730
00:37:35,639 --> 00:37:38,759
So you're rising in the air as this is happening

731
00:37:38,759 --> 00:37:41,960
and it's like you're riding them down towards the beach.

732
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,239
It's so badass.

733
00:37:44,839 --> 00:37:46,920
But as you're riding back down to the beach,

734
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,920
one of them is coming in behind you.

735
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,079
Make a Dex saving throw, please.

736
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:54,039
18.

737
00:37:54,039 --> 00:37:56,839
One of them catches you in the back

738
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,280
and pushes you forward.

739
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,960
You're going to take nine piercing damage

740
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,519
as you fall down towards the ground.

741
00:38:04,519 --> 00:38:07,400
Kyle, how high up is Glim at this point?

742
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,680
I would probably say if it's a murder,

743
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,880
they'd probably be spiraling.

744
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,880
I'd say maybe like 80 feet.

745
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:16,700
All right.

746
00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:22,039
So we're going to roll 8d6 for fall damage.

747
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:27,079
You're going to take 35 bludgeoning damage

748
00:38:27,079 --> 00:38:28,840
as you hit the ground below.

749
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:33,480
Up in the sky, we see Bahamut being swarmed

750
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:37,480
by all of these undead adult and ancient dragons

751
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,759
that have broken through the threshold.

752
00:38:40,759 --> 00:38:42,759
The power is just not strong enough

753
00:38:42,759 --> 00:38:44,199
to hold them back anymore.

754
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:49,320
Flint, you are groggily waking up

755
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,840
from the earthquake that has happened,

756
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,640
and your eyes crack open,

757
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,720
and the entire city of Mithril Hall

758
00:38:57,720 --> 00:38:59,320
before you has fallen.

759
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:05,960
The cave around it has crashed in down around you.

760
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,120
You look over and you see Bort

761
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,800
and you see a bunch of other people

762
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:10,920
and you see a bunch of other people

763
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,120
and you see a bunch of other people

764
00:39:12,279 --> 00:39:14,199
You look over and you see Bort

765
00:39:15,639 --> 00:39:18,199
covered in a pile of rubble before you.

766
00:39:18,199 --> 00:39:20,279
You don't see any other people

767
00:39:20,279 --> 00:39:22,920
or hear any screams or anything.

768
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,400
It's eerily silent at this point.

769
00:39:26,519 --> 00:39:29,799
I'm going to go try and get the rocks off my butt.

770
00:39:32,519 --> 00:39:33,239
Sorry.

771
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:34,359
You said rocks off.

772
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:36,380
I did.

773
00:39:39,079 --> 00:39:41,719
You begin pulling these huge stones

774
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:46,600
off and pull drag him away from this rubble.

775
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,560
It looks like he's uninjured

776
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,040
as his eyes begin to open.

777
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:53,400
What happened?

778
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,360
You know, I don't really know.

779
00:39:56,360 --> 00:40:00,760
The city is destroyed and you're okay though.

780
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:01,400
You look okay.

781
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:03,080
I feel fine.

782
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,000
I mean, that's great news.

783
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:07,500
You okay?

784
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:09,240
I think so.

785
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,320
At that, there's this beam of light

786
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,160
comes from the roof of this cave

787
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,240
down to the center of town.

788
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:18,840
Does that normally happen?

789
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:20,860
Nope.

790
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,360
Usually when I've seen things like this before

791
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:25,640
it's like the start of a quest.

792
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,680
Maybe this is the way out of whatever dream

793
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:32,600
dream-hopping we're doing.

794
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,840
Oh, you know, that's a good call.

795
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:35,560
It probably is.

796
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:37,180
I guess.

797
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:38,920
Are you see there?

798
00:40:39,079 --> 00:40:42,039
The two of you run off hopping over this rubble

799
00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:43,960
and climbing up over these fallen buildings.

800
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,079
Flint, you're looking around

801
00:40:45,079 --> 00:40:47,800
and you're not seeing any other remains,

802
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,840
any other people, any other injured, anything.

803
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,079
Like the city is empty now

804
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,360
where to you a moment ago

805
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,320
it was fully populated.

806
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:02,440
You get to where this light hits the ground

807
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,079
and there's this pedestal in the center of town

808
00:41:05,079 --> 00:41:07,000
and everything around it is clear.

809
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:10,599
You go and look at the pedestal

810
00:41:10,599 --> 00:41:11,880
and look up through the light

811
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,680
and you see it kind of begin to flicker.

812
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:19,480
Wait a moment and the light begins to dim

813
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,159
and then you hear this call

814
00:41:23,159 --> 00:41:27,559
like this echoing roaring call

815
00:41:28,519 --> 00:41:34,360
as a dragon comes into view above you and Bort.

816
00:41:36,519 --> 00:41:38,760
Bort immediately begins to stumble back

817
00:41:39,639 --> 00:41:41,320
Flint like grabs his axe.

818
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:42,920
It's not his first,

819
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,880
not his first rodeo when it comes to dragons.

820
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,280
Flint, you grab your axe and this dragon

821
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,800
as it comes more into view

822
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,039
as this giant black dragon

823
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,559
and it lets go its breath weapon down on you

824
00:41:55,559 --> 00:42:00,440
as we cut back out to the deck of the airship

825
00:42:02,599 --> 00:42:05,000
where Thea and Tallgear are standing.

826
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,920
All right, so what's the game plan?

827
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,800
Okay, so I was given a little insider information

828
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,559
from Bahamut that we can use

829
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:19,800
to hopefully change Vorunax's mind on this whole thing.

830
00:42:21,079 --> 00:42:25,720
Now, with that, I feel more confident about that

831
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,559
but Lipsynche is a little bit of a wild card there.

832
00:42:29,559 --> 00:42:31,240
We didn't know her for very long,

833
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,920
lost her in a portal.

834
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,200
She suffered for years and, you know, hell.

835
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:41,400
So like, not 100% sure, might have to kill her.

836
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,480
Don't want to, but.

837
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,680
Sure, no, like we're aiming to get,

838
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,680
we're aiming to convert both of them, right?

839
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:48,920
Yes.

840
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:49,640
That's the plan?

841
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,880
Yeah, but if all else fails, chop chop.

842
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:53,560
All right, is there like,

843
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,960
do we have like a code word

844
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,040
for if we think things are going south

845
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,800
and it's like go time?

846
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.

847
00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:02,840
We should think of a code word.

848
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:06,120
How about Dragon Ball?

849
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,480
Yeah, I mean, it sounds good to me.

850
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:10,680
It's one of those ones that, you know,

851
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,760
doesn't normally come up in conversations

852
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,120
so it'll really stand out.

853
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:17,480
Yeah, okay, wait, was that not the idea?

854
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,160
Should we choose one that's more?

855
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,559
I don't want it to just accidentally pop out of my mouth

856
00:43:21,559 --> 00:43:22,360
and then you cut them down.

857
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,600
No, we want it to be a very specific word.

858
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,320
I could work that into a conversation.

859
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:29,559
Sure, yeah, okay.

860
00:43:29,559 --> 00:43:31,640
All right, I'm really nervous.

861
00:43:31,639 --> 00:43:32,759
If you say that, I'm going to hit them

862
00:43:32,759 --> 00:43:33,719
with everything I've got.

863
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,079
Oh, no, and I expect you to,

864
00:43:35,079 --> 00:43:36,440
and I know that would be a lot.

865
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:40,679
Diplomacy first, hacking flashing second.

866
00:43:40,679 --> 00:43:42,839
No, I'm all on board if we can get them.

867
00:43:42,839 --> 00:43:45,400
Just if you think we're not going to be able to,

868
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,199
you just let me know.

869
00:43:49,559 --> 00:43:50,599
Hey Vorunax, I got,

870
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:54,039
you remember that thing that I did

871
00:43:54,039 --> 00:43:57,079
that one time with the thing and with the,

872
00:43:57,079 --> 00:43:59,000
I'm just, can I just do a thing?

873
00:43:59,000 --> 00:43:59,799
Oh, yes.

874
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:04,680
Just when we, because I think you're going to like it.

875
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:05,720
I'm excited to see it.

876
00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:08,600
I'm ready to do a thing as well.

877
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,000
So when we approach them,

878
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,320
or I guess I shouldn't speak for Vorunax,

879
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,240
when Lipsynche approaches them,

880
00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:17,240
they don't know because, you know,

881
00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:19,480
this is her ship, she knows her way around,

882
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:23,640
sneaks up and is going to cast maddening darkness

883
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:25,960
where they are on the deck.

884
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,000
So magical darkness spreads from a point.

885
00:44:29,079 --> 00:44:30,360
It's very dark.

886
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,039
Dark vision can't see through it.

887
00:44:32,039 --> 00:44:33,880
There's a lot of shrieks and gibbering

888
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,039
and mad laughter within this sphere.

889
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,840
So that's sort of my entrance

890
00:44:44,199 --> 00:44:45,400
as Lipsynche.

891
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,159
Or it's not because you don't even see me

892
00:44:47,159 --> 00:44:49,079
because you're in this maddening darkness.

893
00:44:49,079 --> 00:44:52,119
It's cacophonous sound of laughter and shrieks

894
00:44:52,119 --> 00:44:55,960
and cries and complete and utter pitch black

895
00:44:56,599 --> 00:44:59,240
envelops you, Thea, and Talgear.

896
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:00,760
I bet they weren't expecting that.

897
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:01,240
They weren't.

898
00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,119
Talgear?

899
00:45:02,119 --> 00:45:05,720
And to follow it up, bust out the Wand of Orcus

900
00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:07,720
and I cast Circle of Death,

901
00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:11,240
which has a 60 foot range or a 60 foot area.

902
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:14,760
And since I know I can't see the center of that

903
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,280
and everything, I'll just focus it

904
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,960
as close to it as possible.

905
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:18,440
Okay.

906
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,199
And that would require them to make

907
00:45:20,199 --> 00:45:23,480
a constitution saving throw DC 18.

908
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,760
I rolled a 20.

909
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:25,480
Nice.

910
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,159
You'll take half as much damage then.

911
00:45:27,159 --> 00:45:29,320
Oh, that's better than all of it.

912
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,119
And I rolled a 23.

913
00:45:32,119 --> 00:45:32,679
Perfect.

914
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:34,760
Let me roll my 8d6.

915
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,240
That is going to be 33.

916
00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:40,920
Halved would be 17 necrotic damage.

917
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:41,639
Beck.

918
00:45:41,639 --> 00:45:44,280
Whoever's going to go needs to do something

919
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,960
at the beginning of their turn, so.

920
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:46,519
Okay.

921
00:45:46,519 --> 00:45:47,639
I guess I'll go first.

922
00:45:47,639 --> 00:45:50,519
Now, are we unclear as to where they're located?

923
00:45:51,079 --> 00:45:52,599
Yeah, you're in the maddening darkness.

924
00:45:52,599 --> 00:45:54,679
They like plinked up like the staircase

925
00:45:54,839 --> 00:45:56,359
just behind you and were peeking through

926
00:45:56,359 --> 00:45:58,119
the door on the floor.

927
00:45:58,679 --> 00:45:59,719
So you didn't see them.

928
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:01,000
So before you do anything,

929
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,519
maybe make a wisdom saving throw.

930
00:46:03,159 --> 00:46:04,279
I can do that for you.

931
00:46:04,279 --> 00:46:06,119
I do have a plus nine, which is pretty great.

932
00:46:06,119 --> 00:46:06,519
Oh, that's good.

933
00:46:06,519 --> 00:46:07,019
25.

934
00:46:07,879 --> 00:46:08,199
Okay.

935
00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:11,480
So you're going to take half 8d8 psychic damage.

936
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:12,679
And is it still dark?

937
00:46:12,679 --> 00:46:13,239
Super dark.

938
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:14,199
Oh, it's still dark.

939
00:46:14,199 --> 00:46:14,919
It's scary.

940
00:46:14,919 --> 00:46:16,279
So dark, so scary.

941
00:46:16,279 --> 00:46:17,639
38, so half.

942
00:46:17,639 --> 00:46:19,559
So 19.

943
00:46:19,559 --> 00:46:21,480
Yes, 19.

944
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:21,960
Perfect.

945
00:46:22,039 --> 00:46:25,000
I guess the chatting part of the program

946
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,079
was forgotten by you guys.

947
00:46:27,079 --> 00:46:28,599
Well, we didn't know what your plan was.

948
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,760
Yeah, I don't know who's married to who.

949
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,519
Well, you know, we're married.

950
00:46:34,519 --> 00:46:35,000
I don't know.

951
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:35,400
Could be.

952
00:46:36,199 --> 00:46:39,159
Russ, I have a skill called cleansing touch.

953
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:40,199
Cool.

954
00:46:40,199 --> 00:46:41,159
I love it.

955
00:46:41,159 --> 00:46:44,920
Which I can use my action to end one spell on myself

956
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,760
or on one willing creature that I touch.

957
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:51,639
Does that include their spells that are affecting us?

958
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:53,719
I think so, because, yeah.

959
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:55,719
Yeah, you can just end spells.

960
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:58,839
Yeah, if it succeeds and or if it succeeds,

961
00:46:58,839 --> 00:47:00,759
I would I would say that, yeah.

962
00:47:00,759 --> 00:47:02,599
I mean, it isn't even a thing I have to roll for.

963
00:47:02,599 --> 00:47:04,759
It's just a thing that happens.

964
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:06,279
Cool beans.

965
00:47:06,279 --> 00:47:06,920
Do it, baby.

966
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:11,000
I'm going to I'm going to reach out and touch Thea

967
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,519
and I'm going to use cleansing touch

968
00:47:13,159 --> 00:47:18,279
and stop the crazy darkness spell from messing with her.

969
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:19,420
Okay.

970
00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:24,780
Yeah, you stumble through and you bump into what you presume

971
00:47:24,780 --> 00:47:26,860
is Thea, because I don't think either of you ran around

972
00:47:26,860 --> 00:47:28,539
really fast in the last half a second.

973
00:47:28,539 --> 00:47:32,539
That's not what you do when you plunge into darkness.

974
00:47:32,539 --> 00:47:36,059
You don't just run around on an airship on an airship

975
00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:38,300
for that matter.

976
00:47:40,940 --> 00:47:41,900
Teleport me back.

977
00:47:42,700 --> 00:47:44,460
Just shoot me right back up there.

978
00:47:44,460 --> 00:47:47,740
The darkness and the whispers end for Thea.

979
00:47:48,380 --> 00:47:52,780
So, Thea, you I would say you can see obscured

980
00:47:52,780 --> 00:47:54,140
as if like dark vision.

981
00:47:54,140 --> 00:47:57,900
So like grayscale, not full vision back.

982
00:47:57,900 --> 00:48:01,100
And the whispers and screams and madness goes away.

983
00:48:01,100 --> 00:48:02,620
If that seems fair for everybody.

984
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:04,460
Sounds good to me.

985
00:48:04,460 --> 00:48:06,540
Except for the whispers and screams and madness

986
00:48:06,540 --> 00:48:08,060
of all the undead that are just getting

987
00:48:08,060 --> 00:48:09,820
bailed out at the bottom of this airship.

988
00:48:13,660 --> 00:48:14,380
My favorite.

989
00:48:14,380 --> 00:48:16,220
That happens.

990
00:48:16,220 --> 00:48:18,460
Is there anything else that Tallgear can do?

991
00:48:19,900 --> 00:48:21,420
I mean, let's see here.

992
00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:24,140
He probably has some bonus actions.

993
00:48:25,660 --> 00:48:25,980
Nope.

994
00:48:25,980 --> 00:48:28,539
Two weapon fighting seems to be his biggest bonus action.

995
00:48:28,539 --> 00:48:32,940
So, okay, he does have some spells,

996
00:48:32,940 --> 00:48:34,940
but I will hold on to those for

997
00:48:35,820 --> 00:48:38,140
when I get to stop that on myself.

998
00:48:38,140 --> 00:48:38,640
Right.

999
00:48:39,099 --> 00:48:39,660
So you look around.

1000
00:48:39,660 --> 00:48:41,579
Thea is no fucking idiot.

1001
00:48:41,579 --> 00:48:48,539
And she is going to continue to act as though she can't see shit.

1002
00:48:49,659 --> 00:48:55,179
Vorunax, Lipsinki, can I talk to you guys for a sec?

1003
00:48:55,980 --> 00:48:59,739
Do we want to parlay in any way?

1004
00:49:00,860 --> 00:49:03,579
Well, I don't know.

1005
00:49:04,139 --> 00:49:05,659
I don't not want to talk to them.

1006
00:49:06,299 --> 00:49:07,259
Listen, I'm not going to lie.

1007
00:49:07,259 --> 00:49:08,619
I think we've got this in the bag.

1008
00:49:08,619 --> 00:49:11,259
Let's entertain them.

1009
00:49:12,539 --> 00:49:13,179
A little bit.

1010
00:49:13,819 --> 00:49:16,860
Aren't you a little bit curious to find out how mad they were

1011
00:49:16,860 --> 00:49:18,860
when they finally got out of that pyramid

1012
00:49:18,860 --> 00:49:21,500
and they found out all that time had passed

1013
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:24,219
and they'd been stuck in that pyramid the whole time

1014
00:49:24,219 --> 00:49:26,139
and we were taking over the world?

1015
00:49:26,139 --> 00:49:26,619
I know.

1016
00:49:26,619 --> 00:49:29,579
I think it's hilarious that most of the things that have happened

1017
00:49:29,579 --> 00:49:32,380
have been because of their own doing.

1018
00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:35,019
Like, literally, they've kind of caused all of this.

1019
00:49:36,299 --> 00:49:37,819
I don't know how far I would have gotten

1020
00:49:37,819 --> 00:49:39,259
without them coming into town

1021
00:49:39,260 --> 00:49:42,860
and, you know, letting you out and letting...

1022
00:49:43,740 --> 00:49:45,100
It may not have ever worked out.

1023
00:49:45,740 --> 00:49:48,380
I never would have even ended up in the abyss

1024
00:49:48,380 --> 00:49:52,380
if I hadn't gotten, you know, taken into that portal.

1025
00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:54,060
So it's really all thanks to...

1026
00:49:54,060 --> 00:49:54,380
I mean...

1027
00:49:55,420 --> 00:49:57,180
Well, then we should do it out of thanks to them.

1028
00:49:57,180 --> 00:50:02,540
Yes, in gratitude for bringing Orcus more fully into our lives.

1029
00:50:03,580 --> 00:50:04,060
Indeed.

1030
00:50:04,539 --> 00:50:08,139
Uh, yeah, we could chat.

1031
00:50:08,779 --> 00:50:10,460
Or you could do it for Aesir.

1032
00:50:12,699 --> 00:50:14,059
What do you know of Aesir?

1033
00:50:16,460 --> 00:50:17,500
Open the door full on.

1034
00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:19,980
Kicks the door open.

1035
00:50:21,259 --> 00:50:26,299
As the door opens, Thea turns and says,

1036
00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:38,700
Well, I want them to listen.

1037
00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:41,740
Nah, sometimes you just have to tie a person down

1038
00:50:41,740 --> 00:50:42,539
to make them listen.

1039
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:47,100
So you guys have to make a wisdom saving throw

1040
00:50:47,100 --> 00:50:49,900
or be paralyzed and have to listen to my diatribe

1041
00:50:49,900 --> 00:50:50,300
for the duration.

1042
00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:52,380
I'm a lot more sympathetic to people

1043
00:50:52,380 --> 00:50:54,060
when they tie me up first.

1044
00:50:54,780 --> 00:50:55,340
Yeah.

1045
00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:56,300
Totally.

1046
00:50:56,300 --> 00:50:58,700
Hey, hey, they came out swinging first.

1047
00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:00,780
I have to also show that, you know.

1048
00:51:00,780 --> 00:51:02,940
I have advantage, so it was an 18.

1049
00:51:02,940 --> 00:51:03,180
I'm playing the game.

1050
00:51:03,180 --> 00:51:04,940
Oh, and an 11, so 18.

1051
00:51:04,940 --> 00:51:05,340
Same.

1052
00:51:05,340 --> 00:51:08,220
I rolled a four and a six, which puts me at a 19.

1053
00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:10,059
So like nothing happens.

1054
00:51:10,059 --> 00:51:11,500
I wiggle my fingers at you and I'm like...

1055
00:51:15,019 --> 00:51:15,660
That's what I say.

1056
00:51:16,780 --> 00:51:17,500
And then I say,

1057
00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:20,460
You don't think you know what you know.

1058
00:51:21,019 --> 00:51:21,500
I don't.

1059
00:51:22,140 --> 00:51:23,420
I don't know what that means.

1060
00:51:23,420 --> 00:51:24,539
What is she talking about?

1061
00:51:25,340 --> 00:51:26,220
I don't know either.

1062
00:51:26,220 --> 00:51:28,539
You speak in riddles, Thea.

1063
00:51:29,260 --> 00:51:30,300
Get to your point.

1064
00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:33,019
Is it intriguing enough to maybe take down the darkness?

1065
00:51:34,140 --> 00:51:35,420
Let us talk for a moment.

1066
00:51:35,420 --> 00:51:36,539
Do you have any liquor?

1067
00:51:36,539 --> 00:51:38,059
I mean, is the darkness even affecting you?

1068
00:51:38,059 --> 00:51:41,340
Because you literally just cast a spell on me, which...

1069
00:51:41,340 --> 00:51:41,740
Oh, no.

1070
00:51:41,740 --> 00:51:43,420
I mean, it's so scary.

1071
00:51:43,420 --> 00:51:44,700
It's very, very loud.

1072
00:51:44,700 --> 00:51:45,980
You can see me.

1073
00:51:45,980 --> 00:51:47,180
I can barely hear you.

1074
00:51:47,180 --> 00:51:48,700
You literally targeted me, so...

1075
00:51:48,700 --> 00:51:49,420
I can see you.

1076
00:51:49,420 --> 00:51:50,300
Fine.

1077
00:51:50,300 --> 00:51:51,019
No, I can see you.

1078
00:51:51,019 --> 00:51:51,579
You guys...

1079
00:51:51,579 --> 00:51:52,220
But tall gear, too.

1080
00:51:52,220 --> 00:51:52,940
All right.

1081
00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:53,260
Fine.

1082
00:51:53,820 --> 00:51:54,380
All right.

1083
00:51:54,380 --> 00:51:55,180
Just hear me out.

1084
00:51:55,180 --> 00:51:58,539
And then, you know, if we can keep fighting and I won't like,

1085
00:51:58,539 --> 00:52:00,140
you know, pull any shitty things on you,

1086
00:52:00,140 --> 00:52:01,260
like we'll just like full out,

1087
00:52:01,260 --> 00:52:03,579
like really give ourselves a run for our money.

1088
00:52:03,579 --> 00:52:03,900
Okay?

1089
00:52:04,539 --> 00:52:08,539
You saw what I did to Shamalama Bing Bong with this wand.

1090
00:52:09,340 --> 00:52:10,380
I mean, I didn't see it.

1091
00:52:11,180 --> 00:52:12,220
I don't know who you are.

1092
00:52:12,860 --> 00:52:13,740
I don't know who you are.

1093
00:52:13,740 --> 00:52:15,019
Oh, this is...

1094
00:52:15,019 --> 00:52:15,820
Okay, sorry.

1095
00:52:15,820 --> 00:52:16,780
Introductions.

1096
00:52:16,780 --> 00:52:17,340
Tall gear.

1097
00:52:17,900 --> 00:52:20,140
This is Vorunax and Lip Sinky.

1098
00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:20,940
I mean, I figured.

1099
00:52:21,820 --> 00:52:23,500
Well, but I mean like,

1100
00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:25,820
really, an introduction is necessary.

1101
00:52:25,820 --> 00:52:29,579
In their young years, they have accomplished so much.

1102
00:52:29,579 --> 00:52:30,940
Oh, I mean, well that's...

1103
00:52:30,940 --> 00:52:31,500
True.

1104
00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:32,139
That's...

1105
00:52:32,139 --> 00:52:36,860
We really have written the Orcus Corporate letter

1106
00:52:36,860 --> 00:52:37,739
right to the top.

1107
00:52:37,739 --> 00:52:38,780
Lip Sinky, hold it.

1108
00:52:38,780 --> 00:52:40,699
We are not roles to be buttered.

1109
00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:41,900
Oh, well...

1110
00:52:41,900 --> 00:52:43,820
Hey, I mean, who else butters your role?

1111
00:52:43,820 --> 00:52:45,500
Well, we've got a...

1112
00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:46,300
That's private.

1113
00:52:49,019 --> 00:52:50,539
Yeah, I mean, that's private.

1114
00:52:50,539 --> 00:52:52,699
That's what I was going to say, too.

1115
00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:54,460
You're a dirty birdie and I like it.

1116
00:52:54,460 --> 00:52:55,740
Okay, so about this liquor.

1117
00:52:55,740 --> 00:52:56,780
You've got any anywhere?

1118
00:52:58,140 --> 00:52:58,700
You know what?

1119
00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:01,420
And then, and Thea pulls out a wineskin

1120
00:53:01,420 --> 00:53:02,620
and takes a swig and is like,

1121
00:53:02,620 --> 00:53:04,700
anybody, this is going to be heavy, y'all.

1122
00:53:04,700 --> 00:53:05,980
This is going to be heavy.

1123
00:53:05,980 --> 00:53:08,540
Vorunax, you especially, like for you, for sure.

1124
00:53:08,540 --> 00:53:10,220
If it is as heavy as you say it is,

1125
00:53:10,940 --> 00:53:13,900
then I'd rather be in my right mind to understand it.

1126
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:26,460
Dumbgeons and Dragons, season 2, episode 110,

1127
00:53:26,460 --> 00:53:28,780
starring Amy More as Thea Amastasia,

1128
00:53:28,780 --> 00:53:29,820
Sullivan Sleight,

1129
00:53:29,820 --> 00:53:31,980
and Gael Nighthunter Ogala Kanu,

1130
00:53:31,980 --> 00:53:33,980
Carla Maxted as Yen Bull Nuri,

1131
00:53:33,980 --> 00:53:36,140
Glim and Elia Strong,

1132
00:53:36,140 --> 00:53:38,060
Tom Laird as Tulkier Heavyfoot,

1133
00:53:38,060 --> 00:53:39,900
Flint Firebeard and Moot,

1134
00:53:39,900 --> 00:53:42,220
with Kyle Claset as Vorunax,

1135
00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:44,060
and Russ More as your dungeon master.

1136
00:53:44,620 --> 00:53:47,260
Editing, production and sound design by Russ More.

1137
00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:49,660
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound

1138
00:53:49,660 --> 00:53:51,580
and sound effects from Epidemic Sound,

1139
00:53:51,579 --> 00:53:53,659
Boom Library and Sound Ideas.

1140
00:53:53,659 --> 00:53:55,900
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1141
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,579
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1142
00:53:57,579 --> 00:53:59,340
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1143
00:53:59,340 --> 00:54:01,179
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1144
00:54:01,179 --> 00:54:02,860
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1145
00:54:02,860 --> 00:54:05,500
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1146
00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:07,099
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1147
00:54:07,099 --> 00:54:08,380
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1148
00:54:08,380 --> 00:54:10,539
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1149
00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:11,659
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1150
00:54:11,659 --> 00:54:13,500
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1151
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,139
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1152
00:54:16,139 --> 00:54:17,659
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1153
00:54:17,659 --> 00:54:19,019
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1154
00:54:19,019 --> 00:54:21,579
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1155
00:54:21,579 --> 00:54:24,699
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1156
00:54:24,699 --> 00:54:25,820
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1157
00:54:25,820 --> 00:54:26,940
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1158
00:54:26,940 --> 00:54:28,059
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1159
00:54:49,019 --> 00:54:53,179
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